Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Having solved all other problems...

The city of Chicago is now moving forward with it's plan to put numerous companies out of business and leave thousands jobless.

Oh, and they plan to
communize the internet along the way.

And I thought the only communized internet idiots were here in Peoria....

I swear...

Sometimes I think ol' Scotty is on the verge of picking up an acoustic guitar and busting out with a rendition of "Lesbian Seagull".

Get a grip.

Score one for the Good Guys

Supreme Court Refuses To Take Up Boy Scout Case

Father Claims Group Discriminates Against Non-Religious Boys

The Supreme Court rejected an appeal Tuesday from an atheist father over Boy Scout recruiting at his son's public school. John Scalise had asked the court to bar public schools from opening their doors to Boy Scout recruiters and promoting membership, arguing that the group discriminates against nonreligious boys and parents by denying them membership if they don't swear to religious oaths. Scalise's dispute with the Scouts dates back to 1998, when his son was a third-grader in Mount Pleasant, Mich. He claims he and his son were barred from a Scout program at the elementary school because they would not pledge "to do my duty to God and my country." They are nonreligious Humanists [Godless Heathen Scumbags].

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Guys. Go start the Godless Heathen Gay NAMBLA Scouts or STFU.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Meanwhile, In a Blue State...

Happy Memorial Day everyone!

Thursday, May 25, 2006

I'm Lovin' It

ABC News airs report stating Dennis Hastert is under investigation for bribery.

Justice Department issue statement saying no, he's not.

ABC News continues to repeat report saying they "stand by the story".

Hastert files huge lawsuit and kicks self-righteous, Republican-hating MSM outlet right in the nuts....hard....with an iron boot.

Life is good.

Why Democrats are so Cute

Among a plethora of other inanities, they get OUTRAGED over all the WRONG THINGS.

Makes me laugh.

It reminds me of a character in that movie about dysfunctional superheroes. You know, the one with Garfalo and Bill Macy? The Ben Stiller character who's only power was his anger?

What a hoot.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

And I thought AlGore invented the internet....

We hate to say we told you so....

From David Jordan's Transportation Blog:

The City of Peoria can’t say it wasn’t warned…
Posted by David Jordan on 05/22/06

Regarding the problems with the “alternative rail service from the west”, i. e. the Central Illinois Railroad’s (CIRY) connection to the Union Pacific Railroad at Pioneer Jct., which cost Carver Lumber Co. an extra $1,000-$1,500 per railcar as to compared to what it was on the Kellar Branch and its connection with the Tazewell & Peoria Railroad, the City of Peoria can’t say they weren’t warned.

From page A-9 in the October 20, 1999 edition of the Peoria Journal Star:

In a recent letter to [then-Peoria Mayor Bud] Grieves, Brenkman predicts rail service would become more expensive and less reliable to his clients if the city extends a Union Pacific Railroad spur to them from the west.

From the cover and page A-6 in the October 26, 1999 edition of the Peoria Journal Star:

Trail advocates have hoped a western rail link to a Union Pacific line could substitute for the Kellar line. But Brenkman warned Monday that building a substitute rail line would doom rail service to the area. "That will be the death of rail service to Pioneer Park," he predicted.

That’s because connecting to the Union Pacific line would carry additional costs for the shippers as well as reduced service, he told fellow commissioners.

Robert Happach, vice president and general manager of Carver Lumber Co., told the commission that switching from rail to truck would cost his company $50,000 annually. is being sold to its employees and cannot afford this extra expense, he said.

Finally, from page B-1 in the November 4, 1999 issue of the Peoria Journal Star:

The Council agreed nearly three years ago to close the city-owned Kellar Branch for a 7-mile trail bed and provide rail service to Pioneer Park businesses by extending a Union Pacific Railroad spur from the west. But the Kellar Branch’s operator recently warned city officials that giving Union Pacific a monopoly would result in higher fees; Peoria’s Railroad Commission raised similar concerns.

Now let’s see…the City and Peoria Railroad Commission was told that:

(1) Rail service would become more expensive and less reliable to his clients if the city extends a Union Pacific Railroad spur to them from the west.

(2) Building a substitute rail line would doom rail service to the area.

(3) Carver Lumber Co. switching from rail to truck would cost his company $50,000 annually.

(4) Giving Union Pacific a monopoly would result in higher fees.

Recently-retired Pioneer Railcorp CEO Guy Brenkman warned the City about these things in the fall of 1999, NEARLY SEVEN YEARS AGO.

Did the City listen?

The City’s contract operator, DOT Rail Services, dba Central Illinois Railroad Company failed to live up to its contract when it did not provide service to Carver Lumber on the existing Kellar Branch before the western connection was completed. This failure on CIRY’s part cost Carver Lumber an additional $60,000 during the nearly seven month period it was without service. Then, service began over the new connection on March 16 and since Union Pacific has replaced neutral switching carrier Tazewell & Peoria Railroad, Carver Lumber now must pay between $1,000 and $1,500 in additional charges for each carload of lumber.

The answer to the above question is a no-brainer.

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Oh yeah - and that Patchouli Trail is still a bad f**king idea!!!

Monday, May 22, 2006

In Which I Predict Shootings

Especially if they try it over here:

Seems a bunch of Eco-Bats in Belgium are skipping around Brussels, letting the air out of the tires on vehicles they consider "not eco-friendly". Not surprisingly, their judicial system has declared that this is not a criminal act as it causes no actual damage.





Hat Tip to MoonBattery.com

In Which I Become a Food Critic

The new CiCi's Pizza Buffet at Lake & Sheridan near Petco.

Don't waste your time or money.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Sadly, the Gay Football League was to be short-lived...

New Heights in Ludicrousness

Chinese students at some college (figures) are up in arms over a student paper's send up of Chairman Mao.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Sometimes...

even the (Howard) Dean of Peoria Bloggers
has something
worthwhile to say. ;-)

Perfect




Wednesday, May 17, 2006

BDS Teacher Steve White Gets Fired

Teaching will no longer stand in the way of a glorious political career in the Democratic Party for Steve White, who has finally been canned from the West Limestone, Alabama public school where he was supposed to be teaching eighth-grade science.

When White played an obscene video devoted to insulting President Bush for his class, he apparently got off with a talking-to. Nor was it taken terribly seriously that he would force students to say "John Kerry rocks" before letting them leave the room. But then it turned out that not all of the dirty material White played for the kids could be redeemed by moonbat politics.

Superintendent Barry Carroll sent White a letter letting him know the boom was coming down. The reasons listed included the following:

* Mr. White lets students watch videos and computer images in his classroom rather than engage in teaching.

* Mr. White has shown students in his class computer images purporting to show a former president and his wife engaged in sexual activity.


* Mr. White has shown members of his class computer and video images showing an older lady answering questions relating to sex and other subjects using profanity.


* Mr. White has shown students in his class a computer image of a girl exposing her breast.


The road is now wide open for White to pursue his candidacy for State Representative on the Democratic ticket. The party of Bill Clinton is sure to make him feel at home.





From MooonBattery.com

For anybody who doesn't get it

Backlash?

Students in a Wisconsin high school were recently given the following questionaire:

* What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

* Could it be that your heterosexuality is just a phase?

* If you have never slept with someone of your same gender, then how do you know you wouldn't prefer it?

* Is it likely that you have [sic] just haven't met the right same gender partner yet?

* Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to come on to me, but why do so many heterosexuals try to seduce others to their orientation?

* Considering the battering, abuse and divorce rate associated with heterosexual coupling, why would you want to enter into that kind of relationship?

Just under half of the schools 930 student were compelled to participate on April 25th - just a day before the "National Day of Silence", a yearly publicity stunt involving students and various Homosexual rights groups.

Neither parents or the principal of the school were informed in advance.

Now it's obvious this is one of those turnabout is fair play situations where somebody was trying to make a point. How would you feel if you were homosexual and you were asked to fill out the mirror image of that questionaire?

And, despite being part of an agenda that has no place in our schools, it's a valid point.

Just as valid though is the point of parents asking schools all over America "Can we please handle these kind of things at home??"

On the Ward Churchill watch...

America's favorite faux-indian moonbat has finally gotten a slap from his employer the University of Colorado but not because he falsely passes himself off as a native american or that he teaches lies to his students or any of the myriad damnable public comments he's made. But maybe - just maybe this is actually better. He's been "convicted" of numerous academic offenses including:

Charge A: That Churchill misrepresented the General Allotment Act of 1887 in his writings by incorrectly writing that it created a "blood quantum" standard that allowed tribes to admit members only if they had at least half native blood.
Finding: Falsification, failure to comply with established standards regarding author names on publications.

Charge B: That Churchill misrepresented the Indian Arts and Crafts Act of 1990 by incorrectly writing that the act imposed a "blood quantum" requiring artists to prove they were one-quarter Indian by blood.
Finding: Falsification, failure to comply with established standards regarding author names on publications.

Charge C: That Churchill incorrectly claimed there was "some pretty strong circumstantial evidence" that Capt. John Smith introduced smallpox among the Wampanoag Indians between 1614-1618.
Finding: Falsification and fabrication.

Charge D: That in several writings Churchill falsely accused the U.S. Army of committing genocide by distributing blankets infested with smallpox to Mandan Indians in the Upper Missouri River Valley in 1837.
Finding: Falsification, fabrication, failure to comply with established standards regarding author names on publications, and serious deviation from accepted practices in reporting results from research. The committee also found that Churchill was "disrespectful of Indian oral tradition."

Charge E: That Churchill claimed as his own work a 1972 pamphlet about a water-diversion scheme in Canada titled "The Water Plot." The work actually was written by a now-defunct environmental group, "Dam the Dams."
Finding: Plagiarism.

Charge F: That Churchill plagiarized part of an essay written by Rebecca L. Robbins in a book he published in 1993.
Finding: Research misconduct

Charge G: That Churchill plagiarized the writings of Canadian professor Fay G. Cohen in a 1992 essay.
Finding: Plagiarism.

As if we needed more reasons to dislike the French...

As Philadelphians cope with another police slaying, news comes that a suburb of Paris has named a street for Mumia Abu-Jamal, convicted of the 1981 murder of Police Officer Daniel Faulkner.

Hundreds of supporters of Abu-Jamal attended a ceremony on April 29 to dedicate the Rue Mumia-Abu Jamal in the city of St.-Denis.

"In France, they see him as a towering figure," said Suzanne Ross, cochair of the Free Mumia Coalition of New York City, who was part of the ceremony.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

CNN AIRS FALSE-START LIVE; NETWORK CALLS "MISTAKE"


CNN aired President Bush false-starting his immigration speech from the Oval Office on Monday night! The embarrassing images and audio [16 seconds total] captured the president starting and stopping his message, then looking at an unseen director for guidance. Yeah, like that X on Cheney's face was an accident too, eh??

These f**kers are shamless.

Ain't it the truth...

Monday, May 15, 2006

No Scotty, it's like THIS.

Do I have to teach you EVERYTHING?

Meanwhile in a local trailer...


This was too good to pass up...

Sunday, May 14, 2006

What goes around....

According to a local censorship blog, "Regent will spin off three of its Peoria stations—active rock WIXO [99X], Christian WVEL and similarly formatted WPIA (Hope 98.5)—to Independence Media for $2.8 million."

2.8 Million????? Holy crap!! 106 went for like 7 or 8 million!!!!

I guess the value of B-Rock went down the tubes.

Guess what, Matt! Your station just got sold!!!

Bwhaahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe you can find a slot playing White Town again??

Thursday, May 11, 2006

OK, I'm getting mad again....

Mr. Dennis.

When a person repeated uses snarky little anecdotes involving young boys to impune me, it's entirely fair for me to wonder if the person has a penchant for said young boys.

It's not libel because I didn't make a STATEMENT. I asked a QUESTION. Maybe you can GRASP THAT. Or maybe you already do and the whole libel thing is just a canard so you can exercise some favoritism?

I have defended you (needed or not) repeatedly in the past against those who wrongly attacked you.

Thanks for returning the favor. Can you pull the blade out now, Brutus?

You try so hard to play like you're "moderate" but how many Liberals have you banned - oops - we already know the answer to that.

And removing your link to me?? How petulant and childish? Geez.

What's next? Are you going to force all the Blog Peoria people to ban and de-link me too?

I've seen you take the management of papers, college and otherwise, to task for censoring their own content. Management pulled certain items because they didn't want to endure the possible negative fallout and you LAMBASTED them for doing so.

DAMNABLE CENSORSHIP, you cried!!!!!!

Seems your idealism doesn't extend to your own blog, eh?

UPDATE: OH CRAP! It's because I haven't "donated" to your blog fund. There, I just made a charitable contribution...er...I mean donation.

On the Trail of the Trail


These are overhead photos overlaid with contour lines. They represent the only 2 sections of the Kellar Branch line where it appears to me there would be some difficulty constructing the trail ALONGSIDE the rail line. One is not far south of Pioneer Parkway and the other is, as you might suspect, in the vicinity of the Journal Star building where the line crosses over War Memorial Dr.

I would be glad to hear differing views at vonstercomments@aol.com.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

HISPANIC LEADERS SPEAK OUT!

Via The Wide Awakes:

Augustine Cebada, Brown Berets; “Go back to Boston! Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out! We are the future. You are old and tired. Go on. We have beaten you. Leave like beaten rats. You old white people. It is your duty to die . . Through love of having children, we are going to take over.

Richard Alatorre, Los Angeles City Council. “They’re afraid we’re going to take over the governmental institutions and other institutions. They’re right. We will take them over . . . We are here to stay.”

Excelsior, the national newspaper of Mexico, “The American Southwest seems to be slowly returning to the jurisdiction of Mexico without firing a single shot.”

Professor Jose Angel Gutierrez, University of Texas; “We have an aging white America. They are not making babies. They are dying. The explosion is in our population . . . I love it. They are s—–ng in their pants with fear. I love it.”

Art Torres, Chairman of the California Democratic Party, “Remember 187–proposition to deny taxpayer funds for services to non-citizens–was the last gasp of white America in California.”

Gloria Molina, Los Angeles County Supervisor, “We are politicizing every single one of these new citizens that are becoming citizens of this country . . . I gotta tell you that a lot of people are saying, “I’m going to go out there and vote because I want to pay them back.”

Mario Obledo, California Coalition of Hispanic Organizations and California State Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare under Governor Jerry Brown, also awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Bill Clinton, “California is going to be a Hispanic state. Anyone who doesn’t like it should leave.”

Jose Pescador Osuna, Mexican Consul General , “We are practicing ‘La Reconquista’ in California.”

Professor Fernando Guerra, Loyola Marymount University; “We need to avoid a white backlash by using codes understood by Latinos . . .

Monday, May 08, 2006

The Wrath of Con

"He tasks me...and I shall have him"

After all the face-lifts, CAN she close her eyes?

In case I haven't mentioned it lately...

Turning the
Kellar Branch
rail line into the
Patchouli Trail
is STILL a
Bad F**KING IDEA!!!

Friday, May 05, 2006

If only...

Thursday, May 04, 2006

ACLU Unspeakable Bastards


Conservatives stay on course by asking themselves, "What would Ronald Reagan do?" Likewise, moonbats stick to the left-hand path by asking, "What would Count Dracula do?" The Count would be proud of the ACLU, which has managed to force San Diego to remove the mountaintop cross marking a veterans memorial at Mount Soledad.

A judge's ruling that the cross must be removed within 90 days is the result of a 17-year campaign by militant moonbats. As usual, their use of government to suppress Christianity was absurdly justified as a matter of separating church and state.

In a recent ballot initiative, San Diego's voters chose overwhelmingly to keep the cross in its place. But with rule by litigation, the will of voters is at worst a minor inconvenience to repressive leftists like the ACLU.

There has been a cross on Mount Soledad since 1913. The current 29-foot cross has stood since 1954. No doubt Dracula would be glad to see the last of it.

From MoonBattery.com

To borrow a phrase from Fark, now that the ACLU has eliminated all civil injustice across America, they have time to pursue bullshit cases like this for 17 years. I hope these godless bastards are fucking proud of themselves. And I hope all those dumbfucks who support the ACLU are OK with what their money hath wrought.

Can you tell I'm PISSED?

Cocksuckers.

UPDATE: The city should immediately make arrangements to sell the little patch where the cross sits to a private foundation. FUCK YOU, ACLU!!!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Turn about is fair....aw f**k it.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Crap, I'm a day late...



The On-going Ghetto-ization of America

Monday, May 01, 2006

A Great Idea and the Perfect Solution

Immediate adopt Mexico's progressive and enlightened laws and policies regarding foreign immigrants.

What could be more fair????

P.S. The group behind the "protests" is a neo-communist bunch called A.N.S.W.E.R.